HOLLYWOOD, CA Superstar Pauly D’s newborn baby girl will take the name of Kim Kardashian, and has already been drawn into Apple’s attempts to revitalize its its image as hip and innovative via internet viral marketing campaign, according to bloggers that are completely making this up.
The web-traffic-desiring, soul-selling liars went on to report that Pauly D’s baby mama will appear on an upcoming episode of “Pretty Little Liars,” apparently because the television series is currently hot on Google Trends.
At press time, bloggers were attempting to figure out a tie-in with CNN’s highly-anticipated “Blackfish” documentary.
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