by Captain Jebbediah Quixote Scurvy

Ye gads! I can nary believe me own eyes and ears. Avast ye miserable scalawags! Do ye know what day this be?

Look alive there by the mizzen mast! What ho!? Don’t ye be knowing what the glorious sun be bringing us today, or do ye be needin’ a good keel haulin’ to remind ye?

I know ye can hear me!

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike….. be namin’ the day, I compels ye!

Ah ha ha ha haaaaa!!

Listen, tells me what day this be!

DYARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

International ‘Talk Like a Pirate” Day!!!!